
Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

Samuel

Eddie

Frank

Mitchell

Veal Chop
Bernie Jr.

Hannah

Barber

Good Stuff Leo

Big Fat Bernie Gayle

Larry

Philip

Swoop

Sherry

Cousin Ira

Leflore
Party Coordinator
"Sweet" Denise Schneider
Pappy
M.C. Victor
Joyce Kaufman

Older Guy
Gunter
Barbara
Hyman

Sol

Gold Trophy
Gold Trophy
Self
Janusz

Edward Templeton Sr. (voice)