
Rhode Island State Trooper Charlie Baileygates has a multiple personality disorder. One personality is crazy and aggressive, while the other is more friendly and laid back. Both of these personalities fall in love with the same woman named Irene after Charlie loses his medication.

Off. Charlie Baileygates / Hank Evans

Irene P. Waters

Jamaal Baileygates

Colonel Partington

Agent Boshane

Agent Peterson

Lee Harvey Baileygates

Shante Jr. Bailreygates

Lieutenant Gerke

Trooper Sea Bass

Beautiful Mom

Layla

Shonte

Trooper Finneran

Trooper Maryann

Maternity Doctor

Gun Shop Owner

Whitey

Officer Stubie

Dickie Thurman
Lee Harvey - Age 9
Jamaal - Age 9
Shonté Jr. - Age 9

Neighbor Ed

Barber Shop Car Owner
Herb the Barber
Jump Rope Girl
Grocery Store Mom

Trooper Pritchard

Guy on the Street
Helicopter Agent

Kid's Father

Motel Manager
Officer Delicato

Agent Steve Parfitt

Soda Machine Man
Vermont Police Officer

Barber Shop Wiseguy

Softball Player
Handsome Barber Shop Guy
Trooper Neely
Paramedic
Reporter
TV Reporter
Golfer
Pizza Boy
Train Conductor

Disabled Guy
Disabled Guy's Aide
Narrator (voice)

Mrs. Caleron
Dreadlocks Guy
Farmer
Mrs. Caleron's Son
Maternity Nurse
Maternity Nurse
Girl in Wheelchair
Farmer

Farmer

Executive
Executive
Executive

Golfer

Receptionist

Softball Player
Softball Player

Crying Little Girl
Woman in Grocery Store

Bikini Girl
Bikini Girl
State Trooper

Spectator
Slate Guy
Background Motel Guest

Stand-Up Comedian on TV (archive footage) (uncredited)
Best Man

Stand-Up Comedian on TV (archive footage)
Tanner Wiley

Detective at Motel