
A pastry boy and the son of a hair-piece mogul become involved in an arson scandal. Sergio is offered a bribe in exchange for taking the blame for the fire that destroys his workplace. Garet, the real arsonist, is apalled that someone else would try to take credit for his act of love. Before long, Sergio and Garet become entangled in a zany love-quadrangle involving Hattie and Stephanie. Written by Brian Whiting

Garet

Sergio

Stephanie Potts

Perry

Mr. Linzer

Mrs. Linzer

Sgt. Zikowski

Jerry

Hattie
Mrs. Olden
Bartender
Maid
Jail policewoman

Driver
Man in car

Ass pincher's wife

Ass pincher
Man #1 in bar
Man #2 in bar
Old man
Officer in car
Nurse
Police officer
Man at party
Mr. Potts
Garden party woman
Biker

Tom Lumpke (uncredited)
Streetcar Bum (uncredited)