
An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.

Cliff Spab

Wendy Pfister

Morrow Streeter

Monica Dice

Janet Streeter

Scott Spab

Joe Dice

Gerald Parsley

Al

Babs Wyler

Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

Mr. Spab

Mrs. Spab

Kristen

Dolly

Earl

Kim Martin

Milt Morris

Dick Zetterland

Gary Coleman

Sandy Hooten

Allison Ash

Mindy Lawford

Phil Connors
Rita Connors
Johnny

Female Pantyhose Gunman
Pebbles Goren

Distressed Witness
Doctor Travis
Female Talent Agent

Male Talent Agent
Hotel Receptionist
Dori Smelling (as Stephanie Friedman)
Burger Boy Manager

Mayor
Nervous Lady on Talkshow
Teenage Girl on Talkshow
Woman at Homecoming
Burger Boy Worker
Burger Boy Worker
Burger Boy Worker
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter
Reporter

Reporter
Reporter
Reporter
Photographer
Photographer
Photographer
1968-12-24
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1959-01-07
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1990-05-09
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2018-08-22
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